Add cottage cheese, pumpkin puree, sweetener, vanilla, pumpkin pie spice, and a pinch of salt to a bowl.
For ultra-creamy texture, blend the mixture for 20–30 seconds using a blender or immersion blender. For a chunkier, spoonable texture, just stir well with a spoon.
Taste and adjust: add more spice for warmth, more sweetener if you prefer it sweeter, or a splash of milk if you want it looser.
Transfer to a serving bowl and add your favorite toppings.
Granola or nuts add crunch, and a little nut butter adds richness.
Serve immediately, or chill for 10–15 minutes if you like it extra cold and thick.