Whisk the base: In a medium bowl, whisk Greek yogurt until smooth and fluffy. This helps your dip feel lighter, like frosting.
Add dry ingredients: Stir in the vanilla protein powder, almond or oat flour, powdered sweetener, and a pinch of salt.
Mix until no dry pockets remain.
Flavor it: Add vanilla extract and almond extract. The almond extract is what gives that classic funfetti note. Start with 1/4 teaspoon if you’re sensitive, then adjust.
Adjust texture: Add 1 tablespoon milk and stir.
If you prefer a looser, dunkable dip, add the second tablespoon. If you like it thicker, skip it.
Fold in sprinkles: Gently fold in 1 tablespoon of sprinkles, reserving the rest for topping so they stay vibrant.
Chill briefly (optional): Refrigerate for 15–30 minutes to help flavors meld and the texture set.
Serve: Top with remaining sprinkles and serve with your favorite dippers.