Prep the pan: Line the bottom of a 9-inch springform pan with parchment. Lightly grease the sides.
Make the crust: In a bowl, mix 2 cups almond flour, 4 tablespoons melted butter, 3 tablespoons granulated sweetener, 1 teaspoon vanilla, and a pinch of salt.
It should feel like damp sand.
Press and chill: Firmly press the crust into an even layer in the pan. Chill while you make the filling.
Pulse the pistachios: Add 3/4 cup pistachios to a food processor. Pulse until finely ground—like coarse sand—without turning into butter.
Reserve 1–2 tablespoons for garnish if desired.
Whip the cream: In a cold bowl, whip 3/4 cup heavy cream to firm peaks. Set aside.
Beat the cream cheese: In a separate bowl, beat 24 ounces softened cream cheese until smooth. Add 2/3–3/4 cup powdered sweetener, 1 teaspoon vanilla, a tiny 1/8 teaspoon almond extract (optional), 1 tablespoon lemon juice, and a pinch of salt.
Beat until creamy.
Add pistachios: Mix in the finely ground pistachios until evenly distributed.
Fold in whipped cream: Gently fold the whipped cream into the cream cheese mixture until no streaks remain. Don’t overmix.
Fill the pan: Spoon the filling over the chilled crust and smooth the top.
Chill to set: Cover and refrigerate for at least 6 hours, ideally overnight, until firm enough to slice.
Garnish and serve: Run a thin knife around the edge, release the springform, and top with crushed pistachios or a swirl of sugar-free whipped cream. Slice with a warm knife for clean cuts.